The Original Massage Floozy

Time for a little jokie.
Happy New Year!
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A chap visits a massage parlour. On the wall he sees a price list:
Turkish massage £30
Swedish Massage £75
De-waxing £100
Being new to the experience and not sure if he will enjoy it he decides to go for the cheapest option.
He is led into a room [...]

Just a quickie to let you know that my January availability dates are now up. Yay! Not all of them yet but the first two weeks.
In regards to the end of the year and the New Year I’m available all week – the last appointment for the week is Friday at 6pm.
Note: Lunchtimes get booked [...]

…as per usual the year ahead never goes smoothly. No that would be too bloody hard for the bastard stars to arrange for me.*pulls face like a 90 year gurner* I know it’s not just me.
The older I get the less I believe in the stars dictating my fate. I’m always in the [...]

Good Morning Blogwins,
I’m feeling fantastic! It is Friday after all.
I was up at 5.30am nitrite testing the Scooby Doo Aquarium and changing water. Black Molly is better. YAY! They all seem happy, although I think I may have to purchase another aquarium and split the fish up a bit just to give them a bit [...]

Oh, Blogwins, *sweeps hair back in dramatic fashion*
It seems that being an owner of fish is hard work.
My absence from blogging has been due to oily mischief, outside life and dealing with a fish massacre.
I don’t know where to begin, but I will try my best to write in some sort of coherent sense what [...]