It’s so cold my boobies hurt.
Dearest Blogwins,
Please don’t think I’m being crass (not like normal LOL) but it’s so true. My nipples are on fookin stalks here and it’s not pleasant. The only time they were actually comfortable and warm today is when they were sat in someones hands. His hands were big. I can’t warm up today or this evening. I’m sitting here with a heat pad on my back just to help keep me warm. The heating is on full blast too.
I’m not coming down with a cold either. I’m just bloody cold.
Girls you will know what I’m talking about. It’s nice sometimes when your nipples poke out isn’t it? It makes you feel sexy and all that malarky hoo-haa, but when your boobs are -0 and your nips are so far out you could knock someones eye out that’s not comfortable right?
I can feel a purchase of a thermal vest coming on. *pulls face*
How come men can get willy warmers but we can’t get tittie warmers? I demand-ith to knoweth! I mean bras don’t keep your nips warm, in my case they barely support my boobs let alone protect my nipples from the cold.
What am I to do Blogwins? Mmmm what about those nipple shields that you can get in boots. The maternity ones? Will they work? Knowing me I’d forget I had them in and I’d be with a client doing a sexy bra strip – I’d then realize and say, ‘Oh hang on love, let me just get my breast pads out’. Eww it just conjures images of breast feeding fetish people. It’s more common than you think. *ponders*
That really all the news I have to report. Other than I’m sick to death of Britney Spears and Katie Price – in no particular order. Britney Spears has more money than sense and no grasp on reality what so ever and Katie Price is a fame hungry pain in the arse. Generally I don’t mind either of them but at the moment they are saturated on all these different magazines and the like and I’ve just had enough of them both. It’s all very well saying if you don’t like it don’t look – but I had to look in order to find the Economist.
Can we ship both of them off to some deserted island for a bit and let them survive without agents, PR’s and handlers? Let’s tape the goings on and sell the DVD – all proceeds go to charities. We could call it Desert Island Divas. Hey it’s my idea don’t steal it. 
Moving on…to bed with 100 blankets.
cuddles,
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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ STELLS X
Comments
Comment from stells
Time December 7, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Tony be thankful LOL. In Rattenberg, Austria and I think some parts of Alaska there is little or no sunlight for part of the year. Fancy that?
I just had an awesome massage actually. I was an instructors guinea pig and although he did some of the moves I do (the non adult ones) he also did some where he walked on parts of my body. It was actually really lovely and I felt wonderful after. Failing him you could always try that massage floozy Stella Caine?
x
Comment from Tony Gilbert
Time December 7, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Thanks Stells, I’ll be seeing you in about three weeks time, but I can live without being walked on (I get enough of that at work!) 
Take care and keep warm,
Tony
Comment from stells
Time December 8, 2008 at 12:36 pm
LOL@walked on. Actually it was a really lovely experience. He had lovely feet too. Makes all the difference.
x
Comment from Tony Gilbert
Time December 18, 2008 at 6:44 am
Hi Stells, I hope you’re fit and well, and keeping your boobies nice and warm. I’m getting worried about you – it’s never been so long between blogs. Hopefully that’s just because you’re so busy with generous clients that you feel too knackered to write about it!
Take care of yourself honey,
Tony
Comment from stells
Time December 18, 2008 at 9:17 pm
I’m fine Tony, thanks so much for thinking of me.
I have been busy with oily mischief but to read the most trying reason see newest blog entry.
Take care,
Stells x
Comment from Tony Gilbert
Time December 7, 2008 at 11:15 am
Hi Stells, your twin beauties have my sympathy, but if you think it’s cold there just be grateful you don’t live on the North-East coast of Scotland, with the wind whipping in straight from the Urals. Whenever I visit London I’m always amazed how much warmer it feels, whatever the weather.
These days the whole winter thing gets me down. Going to work in the dark, coming home from work in the dark, the constant grindingly cold, grey days in-between…the older I get the more I yearn for Mediterranean sun. My back’s been aching with the cold all weekend: I think I need a good massage – can you suggest anyone?!