The Original Massage Floozy

Yesterday was a mixed bag of clients. One young man let me down on a 2hr booking without notice, kiss my arse or anything. I’ve been doing this for a while but still every now and then you get one arsehole who thinks it’s cute to book an appointment and let you down without a [...]

Hi blogwins,
I’ve been very busy so I’m sorry I’ve been delayed getting on here. I hope you like the new cartoon done by a friend of mine. I’m tweaking my blog and moving things around in readiness for my move.
I will be needing to downsize my site and I was going to do another one [...]

Dearest Blogwins, clients and perspective clients,
I’ve made the decision to move out of my luxury apartment and just work for 3 days a week in various areas of London in nice hotels and/or serviced apartments.
My decision was not taken lightly but I can no longer justify the high rent for my lovely apartment when I’m [...]

I’m gonna ask the artistic Dollymopp if she considers this picture art?
Forgive me for stating the obvious but is this not a picture of a large woman scratching her bum? I wonder if it sold for anything / a lot?
I’m very lucky being in London because I get to go to museums and see wonderful [...]

Maybe I take myself too seriously but I think if you’re proud of a service you offer and want to keep it for people who respect it, it goes without saying that booking an appointment with me the way I prefer does earn you a few brownie points before we’ve met.
Fact: I do decline to [...]