The Original Massage Floozy

Blogwins there is such a thing as property porn. You, know getting excited at seeing houses and apartments on rightmove, and on TV  *snigger*
I’ve been pondering the prospect of getting a permanent location again here. But my goodness, anywhere in zone one and parts of two costs a kidney.
Anything that is reasonable in price is [...]

Dearest Blogwins,
I am writing this having just recovered from an eye opening but erotic experience.
I’ve just seen this Gentleman and he was a lovely chap but he warned me that when it came to hitting climax he could stop his ejaculation several times but still have all the feeling of a full blown orgasm.
So when [...]

Hello Blogwins,
Further to my previous update regarding my book I’m just waiting for the contract from the illustrator to come through and she will begin in earnest in June for completion in October. There is a lot of illustrations but she shares my same sense of fun so don’t expect them to be something out [...]

It’s review time. YAY! Actually before I begin you may think I’ve got some sort of weird fetish for durex products since I wrote a novella about their adult toys (if they can so be called). If you missed the review Mr Sleepy and I did then please click here.
If you read that review you’ll [...]

This is going to be fun! I’ve been asked for this service by a few gentlemen traveling into London on business and/or pleasure and I’ve now made a specific page for it. Which you can find here.
What’s funny is I felt very hungry for pasta while setting up the new page.  Could that have some [...]