The Original Massage Floozy

by Stella Caine

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Month: May, 2009

They tried to make me go to marmite rehab. I said NO NO NO

26 May, 2009 (19:59) | Life is good | By: stells

They tried to make me go to marmite rehab. I said NO NO NO
Once you’ve had black you never go back, don’t cha KNOW KNOW KNOW
I ain’t got the time
This massage floozy’s fineeee
They tried to make me go to marmite rehab I said NO NO NO.
I’d rather stay home and eat my fave
I can’t stop [...]

Cheekiness in Marks and Spencer

19 May, 2009 (19:34) | Funny Ha Ha, Strange but true | By: stells

Good Evening Blogwins,
I’ve only just managed to get on and answers Monday’s mails. I hope they were all received.
Well yesterday was a trip and a half. I had a splendid time and a special wish came true courtesy of one of my visitors. I will not tell you now about it but it will be [...]

Sunday Stella Sermon

17 May, 2009 (16:20) | Uncategorized | By: stells

Gather round Blogin congregation.
We are here today to give thanks for Floozidom as a whole and every denomination of it.
*Stells clears throat*
Floozies of the Frilly Garter
We thank you for your sexiness, sassiness, patience and wit.
Even when occasionally you are faced with a twit.

We thank you for skills with KY, massage oil and the like
Even to [...]

Don’t Panic Mr Mannering! We’ve found Miss Stella

12 May, 2009 (19:49) | site updates | By: stells

I’m here blogwins! I had no idea my site was down but as you can see its back. I was away busy with other life stuff and I’ve not had time to blog, tweet, update or answer emails. Soooo sorry. Call off the search party.
It seemed that my site subs were due and they’d suspended [...]

My wish list is real simple

6 May, 2009 (14:06) | Life is good | By: stells

Stella Caine desires Marmite Rice Cakes. £1.25 and rich in B12 and Riboflavin and other goodies. Yum-de-dum!
Stells x