The Original Massage Floozy

….about BEFORD! :p *only the most observant will understand* I’m laughing!
Now fully booked for today in Bedford (or Beford ) but will be back next week.
On Friday I’ll be in London, 2 mins from  Baker Street Tube from 1pm till 7pm.
Have a fantastic day!!!
Stells x

This week I’m around a little more. I’m sorry to all those I missed last week.  I only entertained on two days and they got booked up.
Oh my goodness – last week was a blast. I had some great Gents. I mean really – it was fun and really laid back, happy chappies.
Hang on though [...]

Thing #1
*Phone Rings*
Caller: Is this Stella?
Stella: Yes
Caller: Do you do massage?
Stella: Have you been to my site?

Caller: Yes
Stella: puts down the phone and thinks there is no hope for some folk.
#Thing 2
*Stells eating different types of berries off someone’s inner leg during a session.
Client: Well at least you get your five-a-day
Stells: Classic *laughs* I’m so [...]

I would just like to say that I did not find this. One of my clients did and he sent it to me – that also said; I laughed because, well -  life is too short not to.
Thanks to my client for making me giggle
Happy Sunday, all!
Stells x

So there he was naked, on my bed. Recovering from a lovely sensual massage.  I’m there,  just about to start the shower when he said, ‘ Stells, have you managed to find that cheese with the marmite in. I’ve looked everywhere and I can’t find it. And have you tried to marmite crisps. They’re lovely.’
I [...]