The Original Massage Floozy

My knees are sore from grovelling at Lilly B’s feet again. I made a terrible boo boo. I wrote her link incorrectly.
The link I’d put up led to a store of dog tables and such. I’d like to openly state that Lilly B is not a dog table or anything similar. She is infact a [...]

Thing #1
*Phone Rings*
Caller: Is this Stella?
Stella: Yes
Caller: Do you do massage?
Stella: Have you been to my site?

Caller: Yes
Stella: puts down the phone and thinks there is no hope for some folk.
#Thing 2
*Stells eating different types of berries off someone’s inner leg during a session.
Client: Well at least you get your five-a-day
Stells: Classic *laughs* I’m so [...]

Oh Lil,
You are a thrill,
Men’s labido you highten
From your sensual palace near Brighton
Men should flock just to see
The erotic massage floozy that is LILLY B
http://lilly-b.com/
OK Blogwins, I have to apologize to Lilly because after all this time I should have put her link up on my page and raved her wonderfulness but I kept forgetting.
She’s [...]

Blogwins,
I return from sinful shores and after way too many margaritas and two hours sleep per night whilst away; it had to catch up with me somewhere.
I had all the best intentions of coming back to oily mischief  this week but I caught a wee sniffle (on top of the jet lag)  so felt even [...]

I seemed to have caused a bit of  intrigue with my last post. I’m going to keep everyone who emailed me guessing. It keeps you all on your toes. I will get back to emails but will tease you with future plans. Muahahah!
So last night was very interesting indeed.
I will bullet point it as it’s [...]