The Original Massage Floozy

Hello Blogwins,
How was your Tuesday? To me it felt like a Monday. It was a strange air. I was super happy all day but also feeling a bit pooped still from the weekend.
I had a lay in and one of my clients got concerned he’d not been able to get through on the phone. I [...]

Blogwins there is such a thing as property porn. You, know getting excited at seeing houses and apartments on rightmove, and on TV  *snigger*
I’ve been pondering the prospect of getting a permanent location again here. But my goodness, anywhere in zone one and parts of two costs a kidney.
Anything that is reasonable in price is [...]

‘ I’m sorry. We are all incredibly f*cked. I’ll pretend do be doing something constructive but really I’m crapping my pants, running for the hills and leaving you all to it.’
Or maybe ‘Stirring Trouble Internationally‘ summarized the budget better.

There was riots yesterday in London with protesters taking to the streets on the eve of the G20 summit. What should have been a peaceful protest turned into pockets of arseholes who decided violence was going to solve everything. It didn’t and it just makes us British look like morons who cannot solve a thing [...]

I have a list of things I need to blog.
They are as follows, blogwins.

Twitter and Me.

Mens bottom hygiene.

.net magazine’s fab new issue
My thoughts on Tantra.

But before I talk about any of those things I’d like to discuss a boring topic for those who just like reading my smut. This entry is smut free. *blogwins [...]