Well I have been away and am still away but I do understand I am missed so I’m trying to find time in December to come to London or possibly Bedford (where I was last) for the day if anyone wants to see me. I would very much enjoy the opportunity in getting my hands oily again. I just hope I can fit in at least a day of pleasure during the festive season. Regular Gents will have first booking rites.

My dates will be posted here within the next few days. I’ll be booking via email only (please don’t write to my stellacaine.com addy just yet). I haven’t turned on my work phone for a fair while so please don’t be cross if you’ve called and left messages or text me.

Oh and before I forget my book is still pending. The pictures have taken longer than expected..but you’ll be pleased to know we left some of them black and white for you to colour in. HA! I’m kidding. You know me…:P Joking aside it’s very delayed and won’t see this Christmas. To be honest I’m not terribly upset it won’t be out now – it’s not ready and that’s all there is to it.  This project is a labour of love and I won’t rush something so terribly important to me – especially since it’s actually my life as a massage floozy.I’m still excited about it though.

Love ya,

Stells x The Original Massage Floozy!

Now fully booked for today in Bedford (or Beford ) but will be back next week.

On Friday I’ll be in London, 2 mins from  Baker Street Tube from 1pm till 7pm.

Have a fantastic day!!!

Stells x

It only seems like this afternoon since I last logged into my blog. *insert tongue*

I’ve corrected some typos on my main site – not all of them because lets face it – its always fun to be told I can’t spell. I can I’m just too quick to read back what I’ve written. I spend most of my time concentrating when I massage so cut me some slack. Thank you to K for telling me about a typo – although he didn’t tell me about four others on the same page.

I had a visit today from one of  my London Regs. What a lovely surprise. My eyes watered (I know I was all emotional –  from joy). I couldn’t believe it – my first London Reg in Bedford. It was lovely to see him – always is.  He said the trip after work took no time – like I said it’s just over 30 mins but heads up it can be hectic at rush hour. Hopefully it will be worth it with a nice shower and massage.

I felt quite bad because my pure co-incidence I have the afternoon and early evening to spare in London this Friday. It all happened quite by accident – but if anyone would like to see me in London this Friday 2nd then give me a call or drop me a line. There will only be limited sessions but don’t let that stop you from trying to get in touch if you’ve wanted to see me in London. Newbies welcome – as long as you’re Gents!

Stells x

I will be in Bedford every week. Mostly Tuesdays and Wednesdays but additional days may be added.

Last week my clients were lovely. Thank you

It’s a really nice town too – although it’s taking me some time to figure out what some of the strange arty sculptures are all about.

They’ve got a Nandos so all is well with the world.

I know some of you in London are missing me but I will visit there at some point. Just not sure when. Keep your eyes peeled because I may just drop a surprise visit on you when you least expect it.

If you Londoners are hankering for a soft touch this week (w/c 28th September) I think Lily B is in London – all week. Please read her site carefully because even though she’s a massage floozy she does slightly differently from me. She will look after you with her magic hands. http://lilly-b.com/

Anyhoo…

If you’d like to visit me in my incall apartment in Bedford and you are from outside the area you can find me off junction 13 on the M1 or if you’re coming from London then hop on the fast train from St Pancreas – the journey takes about 35 minutes give or take. I’m then either a 5 min cab ride or a 10 minute easy walk.

I will be updating my blog now because I have lots to say…about lots of things…

Off to do my newsletter now – have you signed up yet? www.stellacaine.com

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I’m visiting Bedford – just for a few days. Nice apartment. Newbies now welcome – in Bedford – whilst I’m visiting.

Sorry? Did you not get the memo? Check the site www.stellacaine.com

I redirected my site for a short spell….. and also someone tried to reactivate my twitter account. *sigh*

I don’t know what’s wrong with some  people, but clearly some people are screwed in the head.

*long pause observes nods from Blogwins*

So the said PDF went out to regs and I’m not sending any more. There will be a sacred PDF group with special PDF powers – we may actually be able to communicate through mind control.  Hang on – why are you looking at me like I’ve lost the plot? Mind control – its not that far fetched –  Get a sense of humor – it’s Sunday! God created this place in seven days – don’t you know! God has a blog

*raises eyebrow – clears throat*

For those without PDF then you need to be quicker off the mark – and for those who have absolutely no bloody clue what I’m talking about then that’s probably best.

But bear this in mind: You may one day become a client – and I may well have another moment of upset at the hands of a switch hitter and therefore need to ‘take some time’ away from newbie interaction. At this point you will be thankful you’ve seen me before – because no doubt then I will send out a PDF to my regulars (of which you will be one) and you can sit there feeling all smug that you reap the benefits from someone pissing me right off – to the point I can’t press my newbie-be-nice-button.

I was very surprised to see the names pop up from many many moons ago. I can’t believe you still visit my site! Are you strolling down memory lane?

I’m sorry to those in London who wanted to see me. London…I’m thinking about that – newbies and all…..

*ponders*

I’ve run out of Ginger Nut buscuits, which is probably not such a bad thing. But they were nice to suck on. I’m not even being rude or anything. There are biscuits you can dunk and suck and those you just can’t – Ginger Nuts can be dunked and sucked.

You wait Google will pick up just that section of post and I’ll get all these business fetish people.

Like, I’ll be next to the website Titty Biscuits or something.

Maybe see you in Bedford soon!

Stells x

www.stellacaine.com

I hope you all I had a good weekend. Mine was spent with family and a dear ‘floozy’ friend who passed on best wishes she’d recieved about me. We had a lovely long ‘healing’ chat.

I often feel sometimes I am the councellor to people – so it was nice someone was just sitting there listening to me and totally understood the situation. If it hadn’t been for them I possibly would still be angry/upset and so forth.

A huge thank you to everyone who’s contacted me by comment or email – and phone before I switched it off.  People I’ve not even spoken to for about year checked in. You know who you are. Thank you!.

What does Stella do when she’s shaken and not stired? Well I go off – and I sort myself out. I even had a beer – only one mind I assess the whole situation and make decisions.

It’s Monday and I have a smile again.

I still don’t want to see anyone new and I’ve updated my home page again with some info for people who’ve seen me before.

I always believe that in life from bad comes good. We may not see it immediatly but eventually we find a way to make things better.  This what I’m doing now. I hope that the people who’ve met me and have treated me with kindness and respect will still enjoy my company in the future.

Have a great week,

Stells x

This week I am only available from 2nd September in the afternoon until around 9pm 3rd September. sorry my other life/job calls.

It’s quite difficult to get to the phone at the moment so I would suggest booking in advance via email if you can. Please remember lunchtime and evenings tend to get booked up. Honest they really do.

I’m getting back to email messages today.

If you do call can I just ask that you do read the site. Fees and services are written on the site.

Btw I got this mail the other day. Super sweet…
Hi Stella,
Just wanted to thank you for such a lovely massage session with you last week.It was a real treat for me.The hour went by all too quickly though.I think 2 hours to savour the whole experience would be ideal!
You have a face that at times exudes a serene beauty,really quite lovely to see.
Have fun.

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I never had anyone say that about my face before. I was quite choked up. In a nice way, you know? I’ll see some of you this week. I need to blog from last week because it was very interesting. I was found myself counselling a few Gents. When I have time I don’t mind chatting after a session. If there is time…:)

The link I’d put up led to a store of dog tables and such. I’d like to openly state that Lilly B is not a dog table or anything similar. She is infact a fab sensual/tantric masseuse.

She did see the funny side – I’m still blushing at my terrible faux pas.

Love ya Lilly!!!
http://lilly-b.com/ Go take a look – I think her site has been updated too.

Off to the naughty corner I go.

Stells x

Oh my goodness – last week was a blast. I had some great Gents. I mean really – it was fun and really laid back, happy chappies.

Hang on though – Who was the numpty who called me at mid-night? *looks pissed* Who does that? Did you call for voice mail porn? Sorry I don’t have voice mail. Discretion always assured.

Anyway, last week was fun and one of the funniest moments was when I had a lovely Gent in the ‘Stella Chair’.
He suggested I offer the ‘Stella Chair’ as a separate service. HA! Rock on. It’s very relaxing and I think if I did that all day I’d probably be asleep.

What else is new? I deleted my twitter. It may come back. Who knows?

So this week I’m in London From Tuesday onwards. Happy Days.

My goals this week are to get my overnight PDF sorted as its in limbo and to buy ‘Ken’ – oooh who is Ken? I’m not telling but there may be new pictures to introduce you to him.

Now I must be off.
Have a super week!

Stells x

P.S All emails sent over the weekend will be dealt with tomorrow.:)