The Original Massage Floozy

Dearest Blogwins,
It only seems like this afternoon since I last logged into my blog. *insert tongue*
I’ve corrected some typos on my main site – not all of them because lets face it – its always fun to be told I can’t spell. I can I’m just too quick to read back what I’ve written. I [...]

Last week in Bedford proved a refreshing and happy success. I intended to make my new sensual massage base in Bedford anyway but now it’s official.
I will be in Bedford every week. Mostly Tuesdays and Wednesdays but additional days may be added.
Last week my clients were lovely. Thank you
It’s a really nice town [...]

Dear Gentlemen Arseholes,
I am sure it may be positively hilarious to waste my time. But please let me assure you it isn’t.
It may seem like a very cool thing for you to book a session – a long one, only to:

Not make contact to confirm on the day
Make contact to confirm and not turn up

Maybe [...]

Thing #1
*Phone Rings*
Caller: Is this Stella?
Stella: Yes
Caller: Do you do massage?
Stella: Have you been to my site?

Caller: Yes
Stella: puts down the phone and thinks there is no hope for some folk.
#Thing 2
*Stells eating different types of berries off someone’s inner leg during a session.
Client: Well at least you get your five-a-day
Stells: Classic *laughs* I’m so [...]

Oh Blogwins,
I must tell you this story. Its true and it happened the other week and I forgot to blog it then.
Anyway, there I was with a client. He’d asked for prostate massage in with his session. He’d never had it before and was intrigued.
All good.
Off I flow with my mojo and all was well. [...]